1. God invented strawberry [sic] / 2. God invented the lie I told my grandpa right before he died / 3. God invented the letter ‘m’ / 4. God invented my bed sheets being dotted with weird yellow crust that never sleeps / and slowly appears wherever it pleases / 5. God invented static electricity / 6. God invented marrow to fill up my otherwise empty bones / 7. God invented slaps to the face . . .